Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
