So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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