I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
