she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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