that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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