Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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