it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Randomize