do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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