She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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