Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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