is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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