Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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