i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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