Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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