Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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