I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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