i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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