are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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