I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
its not stalking. its research.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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