West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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