I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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