I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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