I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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