100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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