STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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