She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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