I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Im part way to drunk.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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