Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
my nose is crying tears of wow.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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