Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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