Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize