dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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