whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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