took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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