if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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