David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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