Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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