ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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