I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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