my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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