Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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