I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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