Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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