He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
We're like a lot better than the average bears
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
