If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
It's shark week go big or go home
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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