I'm laying in your front yard are you home
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
