Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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