Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
Randomize
