if you like me you must not know who I am
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
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