You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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