So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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