STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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