Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Sorry about my life...
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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