Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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