Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Come share oat with me in your robe
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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